Lesson Number One:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the Rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon, he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Number Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story are:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.
went down for training todae. nothing much ba. then went to coffee shop opp sch to eat. LOL. eat and talked crap. im still hungry after eating can. nvm. talked talked talked. headed home at around 4 plus.
argH !! the weather now is so HOT can. and just now im walking under the sun with jeans on. thought im really going to become BARBECUED liao. LOL.
weather HOT = eating MORE ICE CREAM. =p
im being a good girl now by studying. cos the module that im reading now, think i pon more than half the lectures lar. so i dun really noe wads going on. =(
back pain. headache. shall go take panadol later. =(
MOTIVATION MOTIVATION.
I NEED MOTIVATION TO STUDY !!!!!
WHERE'S MY MOTIVATION??
Grr. i DUN WAN everytime come online and THAT IRRITATING PERSON come disturbs me can. block THAT PERSON also no use. keep irritating me. keep talking to me. my actions so ming xian liao THAT PERSON still cannot sense. i say NO means NO lar. ARGH!!!!
i think im begining to hate that THEM liao. dun ask me why. they just gave me the feelings to hate them.
think i todae got alot to comment on hor. LOL. nvm. i shall go get ice cream to eat and go back to studying. =)
im missing missing you so much.