Tuesday, March 25, 2008

You know you're a NURSE if...


1. Discussing bodily fluids over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.
2. Your bladder can expand to accommodate 30L of fluid.
3. Your sense of humour gets more warped each year.
4. You have seen more penises than a prostitute. [HAH]
5. You find yourself checking out the veins of customers whilst waiting in queues.
6. You can identify a problem by the odour of body fluids.
7. Your finger has gone places most people would think impossible.
8. You live by the motto: To be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult. [ i totally agree ]
9. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if the following words are uttered: "It's unusually quiet around here today". [ it's always very true ]
10. You believe that caffeine should be available in IV form. [ it'll helps when you're on morning/night shift ]


Distant Memories